Next time that I go golfing, I am going to try very hard to remember this little poem. I don't know the origin, my friend Julie passed it on to me and it sounds, based on my experience, like good advice.
1) Brush the grass
2) Lower your ass
3) Shoulder to chin
4) Pussy to pin
If I am able to accomplish all four rules, especially the last one, and smack the ball over 200 yards I will be very happy.